INTJs are strange, mystical creatures with uncharted depths and a penchant for looking angry. You’ll often find them lost somewhere between the facets of a problem and the pages of a book, if you find them at all. They’re something like a ninja, a robot, and a night unicorn combined, quietly, magically watching from the shadows, waiting for the perfect time to wow you with their brilliance.
Nothing says the 4th of July like everyone’s favorite star-spangled super hero whose birthday just happens to be today. This Captain America inspired coffee is the perfect complement to your summer celebrations. Drink it over ice for a refreshing jolt of caffeine to get you through those last few hours of having company over.
Sometimes your morning coffee just won’t wake you up, no matter how much you plead with it. One sip of this Alexander Hamilton inspired drink, however, and you’ll be passionately smashing every single expectation. Drink it iced to get it into your bloodstream faster. (Though it’s good hot, too.)
Caffeine is a fickle mistress. Sometimes you become immune to her charms, and the love you once felt for each other has turned into nothing more than frustration and a rapid heartbeat that has nothing to do with affection. So, while staring at my computer one day in a fit of desperation, this coffee syrup was born. Continue reading “Wake Up Call Coffee Syrup”→
I’ve recently been trying this new “healthy” thing where I work out regularly and stay away from sugar and bread. It sucks. I ended up making cookie dough last night because I was in a bad mood and all I wanted to do was watch Gilmore Girls and eat terrible food. So that’s what I did. I don’t even remotely regret it.
Today, however, I figured I should make up for it with something healthy. So I spent about two hours on Pinterest trying to find a recipe that both sounded good and didn’t involve putting on real people clothes and going to the grocery store, before I finally ran across this gem: Chili Lime Chicken. She pairs it with a nice pineapple salsa, for which I had approximately one ingredient: pineapple. We haven’t been to the store in a while.
I knew I wanted to make the chicken, because it looked fantastic, but I needed something to go with it. I wanted to use avocado, because we had one that was a day away from going bad, and also it’s supposedly one of those “superfoods” that’s all sorts of good for you. Pinterest–somehow–didn’t have many easy, appetizing pineapple avocado salsa recipes. So I made up my own.
I broiled pineapple, corn, and onion to bring out the flavors. It made the pineapple sweeter, the onion less pungent, and I just really like roasted corn. I added spinach because I put spinach in everything: It’s good for you and there’s not much of a taste. I have yet to meet a recipe that isn’t improved with spinach. (Within reason, of course. I haven’t tried spinach cookies yet, and probably won’t in the near future.) Cucumber and avocado were added for volume and to make it even healthier. Get those veggies in.
And the lime was used to keep the avocado from browning and for a little extra flavor. The chicken turned out fantastic, as anticipated. (I substituted cumin for a mixture of of nutmeg and more chili powder, and it was definitely a good choice.) The salsa paired with it perfectly and, for the sake of rounding out the meal for my family, I made a pot of rice.
It was well received all-around–even by my father, who turns his nose up at anything green or labeled “healthy”–and my stomach wasn’t angry with me after eating my fill of it. I’d call that a success.
So, with no further ado, here is my first recipe post ever. Enjoy. (And please excuse the terrible quality cell phone picture.)